Nurse Ratched
2:36 Sat Apr 18
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Scone.
There. I dropped the S bomb.
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Coffee
2:35 Sat Apr 18
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DisKUSS
DISCoos
DIS-KUSS
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Gavros
2:32 Sat Apr 18
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Data
Three ways of saying it: dayta, datda, darta
Discuss.
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Nurse Ratched
2:30 Sat Apr 18
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Ah, other people's annoying linguistic tics...
I loathe it when people put the emphasis on the wrong syllable, as in the word 'research', which thick people pronounce as "REE-search", when it ought to be "reSEARCH".
Ditto the word 'romance'.
Unfortunately, in my job, I the word 'research' is said by members of the team about 200 times a day. So I end up inwardly boiling with stabbiness for 9 hours every working day.
I need to quit and go work as a lighthouse keeper.
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Fivetide
2:14 Sat Apr 18
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I'd be put off just by someone saying bath 'tub'
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bruuuno
2:10 Sat Apr 18
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Your mum 2:06 Fri Apr 17
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I had a mate who's Mrs had him dress up as a burglar, hide in the house & jump out & rape her. That might take some getting used to.
That reminds me I used to go out with a posh sort (went Cheltenham ladies college) who liked to pretend I was raping her and got me to put a knife to her throat. I don't really think it's that weird, just a dominance thing really. Shitting is weird though, no idea what the appeal of that is
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Billy Blagg
12:48 Sat Apr 18
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In answer to the question - NO! (Whomail me for more details**)
And this thread has given me some great ideas. Thanks
** Don't whomail me really
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Nurse Ratched
11:07 Sat Apr 18
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Sx - I got there waaaaaaay before you.
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Sxboy_66
10:49 Sat Apr 18
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Your mum 2:06 Fri Apr 17
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I had a mate who's Mrs had him dress up as a burglar, hide in the house & jump out & rape her. That might take some getting used to.
Perfect alibi if she decided to shoot him though.
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Ronald_antly
10:25 Sat Apr 18
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Nurse Ratched 1:42 Fri Apr 17
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Eerie Descent
10:21 Sat Apr 18
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You jammy cunt.
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jammydee
8:06 Sat Apr 18
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I love me some kinky sexual shenanigans. Once I met a girl, went back to her place and we did it.
Full vaginal penetration, the lot...
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Thunderlips
12:34 Sat Apr 18
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Watching a bird having a pony ain't a bit of me
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HairyHammer
12:22 Sat Apr 18
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No pain No violence.
Everything else Is possible, but I would definitely decline to have a tug watching a woman having a shit no matter how beautiful.
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Yorkammer
10:26 Fri Apr 17
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Did you return the compliment and toss 'her' off after?
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jools268
10:18 Fri Apr 17
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An ex wanted me to slap her about a bit, force myself on her that kind of business, I politely declined as it was a bit disturbing really.
I will admit to enjoying it in public places.
Some of my successes are.
Under London Bridge
Bowling green (not during a game mind)
Multi Story car park at 12 at night, on the up ramp with a WPC I was seeing. We got caught by a copper in an unmarked car and she ended up leaning in his window chatting about the training course at Hendon, while I was pulling my jeans up.
Oh, and I also got a handjob in my plane seat on the way back from Bali with a girl I had met at Jakarta airport when we changed planes.
She used her mates denim jacket to cover me up while her hand worked its magic. Her mate was asleep at the time so had no idea her jacket was used as a DNA sponge.
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stomper
4:19 Fri Apr 17
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Gerbiling
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Bungo
4:11 Fri Apr 17
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Question: Was it her bath or yours?
Taking a poo in someone else's bath is just rude.
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chad sexington
4:07 Fri Apr 17
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The Tommy dickfingers log in hasn't worked for milly. This one looks unlikely to last
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Joke Whole
3:48 Fri Apr 17
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Hmmm. Sounds like somebody's promised to write their kid a bedtime story but got writer's block before they got to chapter 2.
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Agent Scud
3:38 Fri Apr 17
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This thread reeks of Milhouse and his desperate attempts to fit in with 'the lads'. Taking anecdotes he's overheard in the soup kitchen and passing them off as his own life experiences.
Death can't come soon enough for some.
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